New Moon Too soon

Adam was having a few of his friends from his high school basketball team over for a movie and video game night. His Mom and Dad would be gone for the earlier part of the evening at a movie. 5 of the guys were already there but they were waiting on 2 more that had agreed to come over. As they heard them pull into the driveway Adam suggested, “Hey, let’s moon them as they walk past the window”. All 6 stood at the window and dropped their jeans and boxers, as Adam pulled the cord for the blinds. This was followed by a shrill shriek and a full name yelled as Adam’s Mom walked in the door to retrieve the forgotten print out of their movie tickets.