How to get out of a speeding ticket...

Sarah was driving home from work, driving well over the speed limit. A Utah Highway Patrol car signaled her to pull over. As the officer approached, Sarah thought maybe she would soften him up with a little flirtation. She rolled down her window and sweetly asked the officer if he was wanting to invite her to the Policeman's Ball. He immediately replied, "Ma'am, I'm Utah Highway Patrol, we don't have balls". He then realized what he said, turned bright red, and left at high speed.